Abstract: Wave-based coherent imaging, including terahertz tomography, synthetic-aperture acoustics, and millimeter-wave radar, forms images by Fourier-processing finite-length signals, with an exact point spread function that is not Gaussian but a Dirichlet kernel: complex-valued, oscillatory, and periodic. However, transplanting 3D Gaussian splatting to coherent sensing fails by construction; Gaussian splats discard the sidelobe energy (10-20% of the total) and the phase that governs coherent interference between reflectors. Our key idea is to replace the learned Gaussian footprint with the physically exact Dirichlet kernel of the finite-window DFT, modulated by a surfel that carries area, normal, and material, so that the rendering primitive matches the measurement physics instead of approximating it. We pair this primitive with a specialized solver, Dirichlet Sliding Frank-Wolfe (DSFW), that combines variable projection, residual dual certificates, and certificate-driven hard replacement of low-utility surfels, with periodic low-resolution coupled Levenberg-Marquardt correction, navigating the rugged loss landscape that breaks generic first-order optimizers. The Dirichlet kernel admits an O(1) closed-form evaluation, so the forward model matches FFT ground truth to machine precision while remaining differentiable end-to-end. On dense terahertz reconstruction, our method recovers reflector centers to 0.018 bin RMSE, 10-50x faster than waveform-level automatic differentiation, where Gaussian splats fail.