Abstract: Vision-language reward models are trained on annotated preference pairs, which are expensive to collect, can disagree, and are ranked by benchmark accuracy. We build one with no human preference label: a linear head on an intermediate layer of a frozen Qwen3-VL backbone, trained to score a web caption above a perturbed version of the same caption; labeled data enters only to select the layer. The layer is the decisive choice, worth 5.8 points over the last layer, and one recipe transferred without re-tuning beats or at least matches GPT-4o on three benchmarks at 32B, 6.6 points ahead on VL-RewardBench, from a few thousand parameters at about a thousandth of fine-tuning compute. At an equal pair budget, perturbations teach a frozen head 3 to 5 points more than curated RLAIF-V pairs. Because the backbone is frozen, the objective is convex, and the perturbation sampler specifies the reward, which the benchmark does not identify: two heads trained on disjoint halves of the same perturbations tie on the benchmark and differ by 6.4 points in hallucination judging. Retraining the head on the policy's own verifier-labeled candidates cuts caption hallucination by 5.1 CHAIR points and lifts image-generation pass rate by 5.4, while scoring lower on every reward benchmark. Together, an intermediate-layer probe, free same-image perturbations, and a verifier-driven bootstrap turn give a recipe for multimodal reward modeling that needs no annotator, costs a fraction of fine-tuning, and is specified by the comparisons it is trained on rather than by a benchmark rank.