Abstract: We prove that the quantum monad in dimension $2n$ admits no natural transformation to the polymorphism clone of linear equations modulo $n$. Consequently, for every $n\geq 2$, there exists an unsatisfiable system of linear equations over $\mathbb{Z}_n$ whose constraint system game admits a perfect finite-dimensional quantum strategy. As a corollary, we completely characterise pseudo-telepathic constraint languages in finite dimension. The proof combines a result of Harding, Jager, and Smith on group-valued measures on subspaces of Hilbert spaces with the polymorphism-minion characterisation of quantum pseudo-telepathy.